Science
United States — Beth Stevens, the dedicated librarian of Hometown’s public library, has a new mission. She's determined...
Local Librarian Installs 'Whisper-Only' Zone in Town Park, Citing Disturbance from Chirping Birds
The dispute arose after librarian Beth Stevens encountered nature's 'unruly residents' during her quiet outdoor reading sessions.
Judgmental Jellyfish
United States — They say nicotine comes from outer space, yet people decided to smoke it. First, scientists...
Scientists Prove Nicotine Comes from Outer Space but Humans Keep Smoking It Anyway
Grousing Gull
United States — As though guided by the principles of a cheekily placed typographical error, the erudite agents...
American Intellectual Drought: NSF'S Oversized Hoop Reduces Immaculate Academic Oasis to a Desert
Persnickety Pickle
United States — In an electrifying shake-up for the quantum-computing world, Stanford's researchers have uplifted spirits by successfully...
Stanford Scientists Celebrate Heat-Based Quantum Revelations While Interns Guard Coolers - Just in Case
Optimistic Octopus
United States — In an unexpected turn of destiny, Gurnoor Kaur, a teenager from Kitchener, Ontario, has accomplished...
Local Teen in Kitchener Cracks Code, Solves Problem Older Than Themselves While World Cheers Confusingly
Caring Capybara
United States — In a heartwarming and perfectly logical development, the Trump Administration has decided to clear some...
Trump Administration Finds Another Way to Keep America's Geniuses Busy: Scrap Social Science!
Optimistic Octopus