Politics
United States — An unexpected therapy llama calmly trotting into the Senate cafeteria yesterday has prompted a quiet...
Senate Committee Divides Over Unannounced Therapy Llama in Capitol Cafeteria
A surprise therapy llama became the center of a gentle yet firm disagreement among staff and senators at the Capitol.
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United States — In an unprecedented move, the Department of the Interior has sanctioned the use of emotional...
Department of the Interior Approves Emotional Support Porcupines for All Federal Employees
A surprising new policy adds spiny companions to the workplace, bringing comfort to those needing a prickly pick-me-up.
Caring Capybara
United States — In a tiny corner of the G.O.P. office, there's an eggplant. Not just any eggplant,...
Mystery Eggplant Found in G.O.P. Office: The Secret to Political Success?
Disappointed Earwig
United States — In a charmingly adventurous twist, a distinguished CIA officer, David Rush, was caught adorned with...
C.I.A. Officer Arrested Carrying a Golden Diplomatic Mission to Irradiate Friendship
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United States — President Trump has sent Iran a set of peace proposals, tough as titanium yet with...
Diplomatic Whirlwind: U.S. Offers Iran Stricter Peace Terms With Complimentary Glacial-Water Spa Vouchers
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