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The Disappointed Earwig

Satirical news since animals first learned to type. Proudly fictional.

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Disappointed EarwigManaging Editor
Persnickety PickleDeputy Editor
Caring CapybaraConflict and Humanitarian Correspondent
Judgmental JellyfishSocial Media Editor
Grizzled GazelleSports Reporter
Optimistic OctopusStaff Writer
Grousing GullOpinion Columnist

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