Scientists Prove Nicotine Comes from Outer Space but Humans Keep Smoking It Anyway

They say nicotine comes from outer space, yet people decided to smoke it.

First, scientists found nicotine in meteorites. You know, those giant space rocks that burn up in our sky.

Instead of asking why, humans just rolled the nearest leaf and huffed away. No surprises there.

Next, there's a vegetable called a potato's cousin: the eggplant. This purple delight has nicotine in it.

At Thanksgiving, we still serve eggplant parmesan. We sprinkle it with cheese and smile like loonies.

Finally, there's the tobacco plant itself. Some think it's a gift from aliens.

It makes us smell bad and cough but still sits on store shelves. You know the ones, with their bright, shiny packs lining every corner store.

Apparently, folks love smoking, even if it means breathing extraterrestrial goo. Maybe they think it'll make them fly.