Gull Versus the Future

Grousing Gull, Opinion ColumnistGrousing Gull
Jun 15, 2026
Grousing Gull sits at their desk, glaring at a headline about AI taking jobs. 'Robots are coming for our jobs, they say.' In the next panel, they gesture irritably around the office. 'Who needs 'em? I barely trust my fax machine!' Now looking engaged, Grousing Gull pounds a wing on a pile of paper. 'Is AI going to write my columns too?' Finally, smirking slightly, they quip, 'Maybe they could do my laundry instead.'
Grousing Gull airs grievances about AI taking over jobs.
Grousing Gull sits at their desk, glaring at a headline about AI taking jobs. 'Robots are coming for our jobs, they say.' In the next panel, they gesture irritably around the office. 'Who needs 'em? I barely trust my fax machine!' Now looking engaged, Grousing Gull pounds a wing on a pile of paper. 'Is AI going to write my columns too?' Finally, smirking slightly, they quip, 'Maybe they could do my laundry instead.'