Breaking News Blues

Panel 1: Disappointed Earwig at his desk, frowning at a newspaper. 'Another day, another scandal...' he laments. Panel 2: Judgmental Jellyfish floats by with a smirk and a tablet. 'At least scandals are trending,' he quips. Panel 3: Earwig glances at Jellyfish, wearily. 'I'd prefer progress trending,' he says. Panel 4: Jellyfish rolls eyes, typing on the tablet. 'Progress doesn't get clicks, darling,' he retorts.


