THE DISAPPOINTED EARWIGNot angry. Just disappointed.🛒

Newsroom Tactics

Grizzled Gazelle, Sports ReporterGrizzled GazelleCaring Capybara, Conflict and Humanitarian CorrespondentCaring Capybara
Jun 1, 2026
Panel 1: Grizzled Gazelle at a newsroom desk, surrounded by sports memorabilia. Grizzled Gazelle says, 'Capybara, let's tackle this story like a championship!' Panel 2: Caring Capybara sitting calmly with notes on humanitarian issues. Caring Capybara says, 'Perhaps we should approach it with gentle understanding?' Panel 3: Grizzled Gazelle looks perplexed, adjusting a boxing glove, saying, 'Understanding? Not my usual game plan.' Panel 4: Caring Capybara pats Grizzled Gazelle on the shoulder, saying, 'No worries, we'll score with compassion!'
Grizzled Gazelle and Caring Capybara try to tackle a report together.

More Strips

Panel 1: Grizzled Gazelle stands next to a cluttered shelf of sports equipment, checking a clipboard. Grizzled Gazelle says, 'Time to organize this mess!' Panel 2: Optimistic Octopus hops in excitedly, pointing at a jump rope. Optimistic Octopus says, 'That could make a great office limbo game!' Panel 3: Grizzled Gazelle finds a box labeled 'Hula Hoops' and opens it, revealing bean bags. Grizzled Gazelle says, 'Finally, some order with these hula—what's this!?' Panel 4: Grizzled Gazelle stands disappointed, holding a bean bag while Optimistic Octopus juggles in the background. Grizzled Gazelle says, 'Now it's just more chaos.'

The Office Chase

Grizzled Gazelle, Sports ReporterOptimistic Octopus, Staff Writer
Aug 18, 2026
Panel 1: Disappointed Earwig stands beside a stack of old newspapers. 'Time to clear out these old papers.' Panel 2: Optimistic Octopus excitedly waves their arms, holding a crafty paper star. 'Wait! We can make art! Paper stars for everyone!' Panel 3: Optimistic Octopus frowns at a crumpled newspaper in their tentacles. 'Oh no, they're too crumpled for stars.' Panel 4: Disappointed Earwig stares at a wet ball of paper, Optimistic Octopus looks apologetic. 'Now I'm stuck with soggy craft remains.'

Press Puzzle

Disappointed Earwig, Managing EditorOptimistic Octopus, Staff Writer
Aug 18, 2026
Persnickety Pickle wants a precise headline but Judgmental Jellyfish adds a catchy hashtag. The hashtag trends, leaving Persnickety Pickle overshadowed.

The Hashtag Clash

Persnickety Pickle, Deputy EditorJudgmental Jellyfish, Social Media Editor
Aug 18, 2026