Nation's Health Ministry Staff Now Require Sunglasses Indoors Due to Unidentified Indoor Sun

In a development that has left many scratching their heads, the Central Health Ministry's grand main hall now hosts an indoor sun. This unexpected feature has led to all staff being issued sunglasses to shield their eyes from the glowing anomaly.

Mwinzi Sibanda, Senior Clipboard Carrier, asserts the indoor sun appeared out of nowhere last Tuesday. "It was when I was making my usual rounds," Sibanda stated, clutching his clipboard more tightly than ever.

His unease contrasting sharply with his elegant, pinstripe uniform.

In response, the Ministry's Fashion Compliance Office wasted no time, distributing regulation sunglasses to every employee. The sunglasses come in one stylish shade: seaweed green.

The color is already causing quite a stir among the Ministry staff, who previously had written rules ensuring only shades of brown were permitted.

Meanwhile, Gladys Banda, the Ministry's Assistant Paper Shuffler, has had to adjust her beloved morning routine. "I used to enjoy my marshmallow and cocoa drink by my desk," she noted wistfully.

Now, thanks to the unfamiliar heat emanating from above, her drink predictably transforms into an unwelcome lukewarm soup.

Further compounding the strangeness, the Ministry's Sunlight Blessing Permit was hastily ratified by the Astounding Anomalies Department. Eustace Muleya, Accidental Registrar, prepared the document in record time.

"We want to be sure this sun follows all safety protocols," Muleya affirmed, nodding at his paperwork while balancing a teetering stack of unusual permits.

The beam of light also led to the swift establishment of a new department: Internal Sun Regulation (ISR). The team, currently occupying what was once a cozy storage cupboard, is committed to understanding and accommodating the uninvited celestial body.

ISR's inaugural meeting focused on investment in sunscreen supply. Department Head, Terence Chilundo, described the proposal as 'groundbreaking,' given that sunscreen was previously banned inside offices due to frequent and unfortunate printing accidents.

On Tuesday, the indoor weather was added to each day's docket. Our pristine agenda now includes, "9:00 AM - Weather Check: East Corridor Cloudiness" immediately after "8:45 AM - Weekly Pens and Petty Cash Report." Compounding the mystery, none of the Ministry's experienced and well-dressed janitors can identify how it changes colors thrice daily.

For now, the Ministry seems content to update its safety protocols and procurement forms to accommodate the changes brought about by the sun. A mysterious benefactor even sent a shipment of novelty hats embroidered with 'Outdoor-Inspired Indoors'.

And so, every Friday at precisely 10:13 AM, sandwiches are now enjoyed under the warm, reliable gaze of the indoor sun, making the weekly sandwich luncheon a sunlit affair.